A local ice cream parlor invites you to create a new wacky flavor. It needs to channel the very essence of your personality. What’s in it?
Well, ice cream flavours now is it? 🙂
Frankly I can’t see how an ice cream flavour can channel the very essence of my personality. If ice cream could do that, would it not be considered sentient? It would then be inhumane to eat it, right? Actually that brings to mind all those creepy animated food ads but that’s for another day lol.
People would be asking does it recognize itself in a mirror? does it have emotion? is it sad when its loved ones melt? as they gather at the food exhibition.
The Peanut Butter Black Cherry Real Dairy Ice Cream would be turning this way and that in front of the looking glass, checking out it’s commercial packaging, thinking God I look GOOD! taaaastee! I’m fabulous!! before heading out to the judging.
Meanwhile, Chocolate Strawberry would be waiting for it’s turn, occasionally brushing off non existent fluff from it’s reusable plastic container with the ink jet printed label thinking Real Dairy? I bet there’s nothing natural left in that one! I maybe from scratch and not much to look at but I am the real one!
And some people will go for the pretty packaging and the others will go for substance. And I would be sitting there like a lump because some ice cream stole my personality! hahaha just thought of a ice cream horror movie…it will be called The Melting!
Read other flavour creations here!